People of the Interweb; do NOT believe everything you read/see on the online. What my alleged friend-slash-co-comic-illustrator person would want you to believe is that the weird looking person in his lazily crafted comic strip is a picture of me when I was 15. Lies, lies, all lies. That horribly scanned black and white photo of that strange sweaty person was none other than, uh…Glen…..Donner. A weirdly awkward kid we all went to school with. I once saw him eat 3 tubs of Elmer’s glue because someone told him it was actually mayonnaise.

Keepin my resolutions tight.

Keepin my resolutions tight.

My 8th grade yearbook photo clearly and evidently shows a different person, proof that Glen and I are two completely separate individuals. Why Micah Gutweiler (which is German {or Scandinavian, or something like that} for “one who falsely puts up slanderous pictures of people online.”) would do something like this is beyond me. My only guess for the reason of this attack stems back to when he was in 8th grade and I (not by any fault of my own) was better than him at everything, and continue to be so to this day.

I am sorry that my first blog of the new year had to be one written in self defense, so please don’t let this petty co-worker rivalry taint your views of The Pershing Empire. I hope 2014 is finding you all well.

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